10. Kanye West snatches the Oscar for Best Movie: AVATAR out of James Cameron’s hand claiming, ”No disrespect but E.T. was the best alien ever,” only to be quickly silenced by the Terminator, another one of Cameron’s creations and his personal bodyguard ever since.
9. Lady Gaga has a wardrobe malfunction on the red carpet revealing that she’s not only a dude but actually Dennis Rodman, who has been in drag the whole time. (Wow, that Rick Baker is amazing!) Not surprising, he-she remains poker-faced the entire time.
8. Not to be undone by her former lover or the latest hot, young ingenue, Madonna takes the red-carpet-fashion game to another level by arriving completely naked. Sadly, her botox injections and anti-wrinkle cream have worn off, prompting several onlookers to ask, “Why didn't Madonna iron her dress?”
7. After exchanging harsh words in interviews for over a year, Spike Lee finally decides to squash his beef with Tyler Perry and turn his hate on director Lee Daniels for both stealing part of his name and being nominated for best director without the use of drag queens, casting himself in any of the roles, relentless product-promotion and the obvious absence of cosmetics on the set!
6. The animated feature The Princess and the Frog takes home an Academy Award, unfortunately it’s for best "Human-to-Amphibian-Transformation” infuriating the African American community again, thus Kermit the Frog is asked to accept the Oscar on behalf of the cast. Disney execs are happy, but Mickey Mouse couldn’t be reached for comment.
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9. Lady Gaga has a wardrobe malfunction on the red carpet revealing that she’s not only a dude but actually Dennis Rodman, who has been in drag the whole time. (Wow, that Rick Baker is amazing!) Not surprising, he-she remains poker-faced the entire time.
8. Not to be undone by her former lover or the latest hot, young ingenue, Madonna takes the red-carpet-fashion game to another level by arriving completely naked. Sadly, her botox injections and anti-wrinkle cream have worn off, prompting several onlookers to ask, “Why didn't Madonna iron her dress?”
7. After exchanging harsh words in interviews for over a year, Spike Lee finally decides to squash his beef with Tyler Perry and turn his hate on director Lee Daniels for both stealing part of his name and being nominated for best director without the use of drag queens, casting himself in any of the roles, relentless product-promotion and the obvious absence of cosmetics on the set!
6. The animated feature The Princess and the Frog takes home an Academy Award, unfortunately it’s for best "Human-to-Amphibian-Transformation” infuriating the African American community again, thus Kermit the Frog is asked to accept the Oscar on behalf of the cast. Disney execs are happy, but Mickey Mouse couldn’t be reached for comment.
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The Top 10 Untelevised Moments of Oscar Night
