Friday, April 30, 2010

'No Longer Still Just a Bill,' Health Care Reform Remix

(To be sung to the tune of Schoolhouse Rock’s “I’m Just A Bill”) 
I'm just a bill.
Yes, the "Heath Care Reform Bill".
And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.
Well, it's a long, long process
to the capital city.
Ya’ gotta’ kiss alotta’ @ss,
It can get grimy and kinda’ sh*tty.
But I know I'll be a law some-daaaaaay!
So much frustration I feel, just being the Health Care Reform Bill. 
The Kid: I’m so sorry  Mr. Bill, you sure gotta lot of ‘issues,’ why don’t you just go on home, go back to the way things were before?
Bill: Well, I’ve come too far to go back now, son. When I first started, I wasn't even a bill, I was just a crazy dream to some folks who watched loved ones work hard all their lives and then die because they didn’t have proper coverage. So a man with a funny name called Barack Obama decided if he was elected president, all people could have the same rights to health care, just like in other countries. So they wrote me out, introduced me to Congress and I became and will stay a bill until I become a law.
So I'm only a bill .
Yes, the Heath Care Reform Bill.
I feel as useful as a 5-year-old Viagra pill.
I hear some folks talkin’ about me
as I sit out here and wait........
Read the rest at "Rolling Out".com @ 'No Longer Still Just a Bill,' Health Care Reform Remix